bacha – sexballs

Michael V. with the Sex Balls dancers. Introducing Mocha another gay comedian of the Philippines.

Bitoy – The Sexballs – Buy Me!

Michael V. and the whole Bubble gang in their song about user ladies who wanted to bleed you dry.

Michael V. Bubble G Antology – Mamaw

Michael V. spoofing an Alamid band song. Also included in the video is Diego the “Philippines National Gay” (Pambansang bading).

Michael V as Kitchie Na Day

Michael V. doin an impression of the famous singer Kitchie Nadal.

michael v. – mag-exorcist tayo mtv

I will be posting Michael V’s bubble gang anthology starting with this song about exorcism.

Kaleidoscope – Francis M and Parokya ni Edgar

FRANCIS MAGALONA!!! RIP IDOL…

The Yes Yes Show – Francis M & Parokya Ni Edgar

This is for you idol! You will be missed…

Bagsakan – Parokya Ni Edgar Featuring Francis M. And Gloc-9

Ladies and gentlemen, this is my tribute to the Philippines King of Rap – Francis Magalona. May you rest in peace idol! We will never forget you.

DJ Bumbay

This video is dedicated to all my indian friends in Singapore. Meet DJ Bumbay the ultimate businessman. Carpet that can accomodate 10 persons as long as they are standing, iron for clothes is very cheap but the handle is the one getting hot and cellphone but the battery is a car battery are just some of his products.

DJ Bumbay
“Didjay Vidjay”

Oh yeah! Here I go!

Ahoy! Ahay! Mga manoy mga manay!
Ahoy! Ahay! Uncle and Aunties!
<I am your servant Didjay Vijay>

Nandito ‘ko para maghanap-buhay at your service DJ Bumbay
<I’m here to make a living, at your service DJ Bumbay>

Pumili na kayo, maganda mura pa Ito and aking mga paninda
<Come and choose, all are beautiful and cheap these are my goods>

Medyo may konting mga diperensya
Pero lahat original, hindi pirata
<There is some slight defect, but they are all original, not pirated>

Meron akong banig, kasya sampu
<I have a carpet that can accomodate 10 persons>

Wala lang hihiga, lahat nakatayo
<As long as nobody lie, everybody is standing>

Gusto mo plantsa, para sa damit?
Pero yung handle ang umiinit
<You want iron, for your clothes but the handle is the one getting hot>

Kung naiinitan, mag-electric fan
Ang umiikot ay yung katawan
<If you’re feeling hot, use electric fan. The one rotating is the stand>

Porselanang arinola, galing Pakistan
<Porcelain bedpan from Pakistan>

May factory defect sa loob ang hawakan
<There’s a factory defect the handle is inside>

Break it down! Oh yeah! Alright!

Meron akong kalan na gawa sa Japan
<I have a stove that is made in Japan>

Lumalabas ang apoy duon sa pihitan
<The fire is going out in the switch>

Kaha-de-yero para ‘di manakawan
<Vault for safe keeping>

Pero hanggang ngayon hindi ko pa mabuksan
<But until now I can’t still open it>

Bagong cellphone, tatak NOKIA
<New cellphone, with the brand NOKIA>

MoTOLITE ang tatak ng baterya nya
<MoTOLITE car battery is the battery used>

May TV rin ako, mura lang, brand new
<I also have a TV, cheap, and brand new>

Kaya lang ang screen merong grado
<But the screen glass has grades>

Halika na kayo ‘wag kayong mahiya
Umiikot ako buong Maynila
<Come all don’t be shy, I’m circling the whole of the city Manila>

Minsan naglalakad, minsan nakamotor
<Sometimes walking, sometimes riding a motorcycle>

Four gives, five-six, libre door-to-door
<Four gives, five-six, free door-to-door>

I’m your friendly neighborhood hulugan
<I’m your friendly neighborhood usurer>

Didjay Vidjay wag n’yong katakutan
<Didjay Vidjay don’t be afraid>

Come on every all, come on every one

Sumabay sa tugtog DJ, break it down!
<follow the music DJ, break it down!>

Oh yeah! Break it down! Alright! Here I go again!

Ahoy! Ahay! Mga manoy mga manay!
Ahoy! Ahay! Uncle and Aunties!
<I am your servant Didjay Vijay>

Muling nagbabalik Didjay Vidjay
<Returning Didjay Vidjay>

Ako ang “Travelling Ukay-Ukay”
At your service DJ Bumbay
<I’m the traveling ultra cheap store, at your service DJ Bumbay>

Maraming bago marami ‘kong dala
Galing Amerika at buong Asia
<Many new I have many items with me from Amerika and the whole Asia>

Medyo may konting mga diperensya
Pero lahat original, hindi pirata
<There is some slight defect, but they are all original, not pirated>

Meron akong Rolex, uy, bagay!
<I have a Rolex, wow, it fits you!>

Maraming diamond, isa lang ang kamay
<It has many diamonds, but there’s only one hand>

Brand new flat screen colored TV
Ang kulay ng palabas: itim at puti
<Brand new flat screen colored TV, the color of the movie: black and white>

May rubber shoes ako tatak Adidas
<I have a rubber shoes Adidas is the brand>

May factory defect sa loob ang sintas
<There’s a factory defect the shoe lace is inside>

Kailangan mo ng shoes panterno sa barong?
<You need shoes to go with your barong?>

Meron akong boots sa harap ang takong
<I have boots the boot heel is in the front>

Kung ang business mo ay construction
<If your business is construction>

Mura lang, kuha na, de-pidal na pison
<Cheap, get one, pedal driven steam-roller>

Masakit ang mata, pagod maghapon
<Eye sore, exhausted whole day>

Meron akong eye drop na roll-on
<I have an eye drop that is applied roll-on>

Bili na ng kutsilyo made in Japan
<Buy a knife made in Japan>

Ay napakatalim lalo na yung hawakan
<It’s very sharp especially the handle>

Gintong wallclock galing Switzerland
Pero baliktad, sa harap ang sabitan
<Gold wallclock from Switzerland, but you have to hang it front towards the wall>

Next time pagbalik ko I will bring a lot more
<Next time when I come back I will bring a lot more>

Four gives, five-six, libre door-to-door
<Four gives, five-six, free door-to-door>

Pwede utang ‘wag nyong kalimutan
<You can loan, just don’t forget>

Basta’t wag nyo lang akong tatakbuhan
<Just don’t run on your loans>

Kaya pagnakita nyo ako say “Hi!”
<So, if you see me say “Hi!”>

Ako’ng inyong lingkod, Didjay Vidjay
<I’m your servant, Didjay Vidjay>

But you can call me DJ Bumbay

Nagpapaalam, so long… goodbye!
<Farewell, so long… goodbye!>

Bye! bye! Chori! Chori! Adja! Adja! etc.. <This translation made my nose bleed – Jayson V.>

Pinoy Big Brother Audition Season 3 (Spoof)

Directed by: Joree Santillan (Lemonade Productions)